Aries: *makes a joke*
Taurus: *uses emojis*
Gemini: *watches gay porn*
Cancer: *eats and cries*
Leo: *is confused*
Virgo: *hits on older siblings friends*
Libra: *tries to balance everything*
Scorpio: *plays with a lighter*
Sagittarius: *bakes cookies while planning world domination*
Capricorn: *fist pumps*
Aquarius: *bitches about memes*
Pisces: *questions everything*
overdone AUs I can’t get enough of
I just really love AUs.
i would give my left kidney for asexual taystee jefferson.
she’s an extrovert who cares more about her family in all its forms than she is in dating.
none of her flashbacks or current prison drama revolve around fucking.
when poussey kisses her she says she’s “not like that” but cuddling is fine and she obviously enjoys that - why is everyone assuming she means she’s straight?
when she yells at p in the library she never says the issue is that she liked her, it’s that she liked her “like that” and “wanted her to take off her clothes and shit” - those are not the words of someone uncomfortable with a lesbian. those are the words of someone uncomfortable with sex.
she jokes about sex but it’s /always/ a joke. “a nubian king with a nubian thing”? come on. she uses it like a punchline. she uses it like an ace.
can you imagine? if any show were to have some ace representation, i could see it being orange is the new black. and can you imagine it being TAYSTEE? the fan favorite, loud and happy and dancing - sings like an angel, stings like a bee - can you imagine? taystee saying, “no, i’m asexual. not like a fucking plant, like a person. i just don’t like it.” can you IMAGINE? allosexual people being forced to see an ace character who wasn’t a novelty or a joke or treated like it was a disorder? can you imagine allosexual people actually /hearing/ the word asexual on one of the most popular tv shows that exists right now? can you even imagine?
Lestrade telling Mycroft he loves him for the first time and Mycroft just stopping and doing the whole blinking thing. And Lestrade thinks he messed up, but after a few moments Mycroft throws himself at him and kisses him hard.
i live for the day when john points out that sherlock is the biggest romantic who ever lived and sherlock is so scandalized and affronted that he just sulks on the couch and swears he will never hide love letters in john’s suitcase when he travels EVER AGAIN if john is just going to make these ridiculous assumptions
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
THIS IS WHY I’M NEVER TRYING TO TORRENT MUSIC EVER AGAIN OH MY GOD
HOLY SHIT I CAN’T BREATHE
EXTREMELY UNATTRACTIVE SNORTING
oh my god
imagine Tonks and Lupin in bed, and he’s the little spoon and he turns round to kiss her only to find she’s metamorphasized her face into Snape’s and he screams and she laughs so hard she falls out the bed
sherlock doing that cute blinky thing for like a whole flippin day after john kisses him for the first time
and john was stood near a wall with his back to it when they kissed and since sherlock just stands there for hours, john goes and reads the paper and makes tea and then when sherlock surfaces, it’s like no time has passed for him and he leans in to kiss john again and headbutts the wall
I know Justin Bieber is in the news a lot right now, so I wanted to take a moment to defend him in the best way I knew how. I know I will probably get a lot of hate for this, but I can’t, in good conscience, continue to keep my mouth shut.
